And spammers have it!
What else could you think when you consider the accuracy of their targetting. I for example have got these ads recently:
“Get an Online Unversity Degree” - I wonder how they knew I was thinking of getting a bit more education
“A Brighter, Prosperous Future” - Retirement early has been always my dream
“Extra 3 i.nches on average!” - Hmm.
“Get Meds Fast and Cheap” - this wouldn’t hurt
“Voluptuous sluts get DIRTY!” - I’m married, need I say more?
“New! Viagra soft tabs.” - things just ain’t the way they used to be
“Irresistible to the opposite sex” - it would be flattering, although I’m not sure if I knew what to do if this really happened
“9% Improvement in muscle mass” - so I wouln’t be so geek like.
In the view of the above, I think I should start asking hard questions questions about my relatives:
“is your sister in pain” - I didn’t know I had any
“Sick of big brother dipping into your pockets?” - Hmm. yet another one to split the inheritance
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