We have two new family members (or: the strange things you can find in a forest)

My SO went to forest to walk the dog....

And found these two ladies there!

Hühner aus dem Wald

What a strange place I live in!

Sex can be dangerous in many ways

I know that lovemaking is sweet after a fight, but sometimes it might be dangerous as well.

A Brazilian hubby claims that his missus tried to poison him with her candybox......

Oops, sorry! We did not mean to shoot you!

This looks like a sketch from a comedy show, but it is unfortunately true: Israeli troops shoot mistakenly somebody in his bed, and goes on basically: "Oops, we're sorry! We didn't mean to shoot you!".

Like it changes anything.